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Where do babies come from? Mostly, NFL Players.
Can't believe this jerk in front of me is texting in a movie theater.
What all those songs of heartbreak don't tell you is how Taylor likes to be choked.
Squirrels don’t seem very decisive.
The news is 90% hoaxes and 10% telling us which news story is a hoax.
My heart goes out to all the families of adult wrestling fans.
I'll pay extra for the hairdresser comfortable with silence.
Goodell just watched video of the towers falling for the first time.
Sad to hear about the passing of Alice from The Brady Bunch, but I'm sure she's looking down, up and to the side, smiling.
I'll admit, I am looking forward to talking about something other than geopolitics and energy policy with my Starbucks barista.
I should just recycle last year's Earth Day tweet.
I can't believe they found the only 6 women who couldn't make a man feel guilty.
One of Hitler's paintings is being auctioned off. Do we want a bunch of Hitler enthusiasts getting together and raising their hands?
How Jewish is Los Angeles? My commute to work took 45 seconds this morning.
Go homes, Romney.
Snooki gave birth to another 15 minutes.
Comedian. Writer. Punching bag.
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