RT @qornea: Can you really blame Woolworths for not wanting to hire white people? All they do is sit on Twitter all day and complain.

#stillfunny RT @sodomyclown: Of course I fell off the wagon. I'm fucking drunk. I have no business riding a wagon.

#stillfunny RT @scrirc: White people never feel as secretly black as they do when they say Microsoft *Word*.

#stillfunny RT @doritosoverhoes: The great thing about having a personality is that you don't need to waste your time at the gym.

The fact that the ANC thinks we'll believe that they haven't done shady deals in CAR is just an indictment of how stupid they think we are.

You guys are something else. First you call for Ramphele to stand up, then she does and y'all are like "No, No, sit back down."

:'D RT @tshepi_royalty: Last year Helen Zille said she was 60 and now this year she's 61,which is it Zille??? Why's the DA lying to us???

#stillfunny RT @debbiemoans: I like my men like I like my hangover, gone by the time I get out of bed.

#stillfunny RT @zisuschrist: How does gaga have 30 million followers if there's only 7 million people in the world???

"a glimpse of our future" by Justice Malala. Scared the life out of me. Here's the link: http://t.co/0GxTlmdX

RT @sboshmafu: Eskom will be joining Twitter soon. It will be nice to have someone to abuse besides Vodacom.

"That little bitch stole my lighter." - Things smokers say. All the time.

#WhiteTwitter's open letter to @nonhlethema hahahaha RT @tendaijoe: Read http://t.co/pPrFFtmm by @thejolurie , you will love it!

RT @tendaijoe: In 1991, Engineering Degree graduates were to the Ratio 44 white to 1 African. In 2011, 1 white to 1 African

ANC rejects DA motion to acknowledge the deprivation & suffering caused by the 1913 Land Act & which called for the wrongs to be redressed

#stillfunny RT @s2angel_88: :"D RT @thabo09: Ellen who? O_o RT @tammzzie: Ellen Degenerations is so fake! Uyandidika!

#stillfunny RT @lazgola: Sluts have feelings too... Slutty feelings but feeling none the less!

#stIllfunny RT @nick_frost Please be sure to tag EVERYONE in ur FB status so I know EXACTLY who was there. Can't leave this stuff to chance

#stillfunny RT @ircadillac If Brett Murray had known what a wuss Zuma would have been maybe he would have painted JZ with his vagina showing

#stillfunny RT @kyle_lippert: Hey ladies who date guys with popped collars, you know you can date dudes who don't like other dudes right?