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Sorry I ruined your hoo-ha and then became an atheist.
If the WI court system doesn't actually have any authority, I'm parking wherever I want from now on.
Vote with your wallet! Throw your empty-ass wallet at the candidate you dislike most.
Instagram is a lot less negative than Twitter. People don't tend to take pictures of the things they want to complain about.
Feels Like: God hates you
If you live in MKE, please do me a favor. If you see a moped that looks like this - http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Honda_Ruckus_white.jpg … - let me know. Mine was stolen.
New avatar: Just a gentle reminder of what happened the last time people thought it was a good idea to vote for the GOP.
Take the tear gas canister challenge.
My hobby is getting angry at screens.
All I want for my birthday is for you to read about @rootstrikers and #NHRebellion and consider donating. http://lessig.tumblr.com/post/70505699312/from-the-the-burdens-of-being-lessigs-friend …
I'd root for them if they were actual meat packers.
Especially if they played against actual lions and bears.
I should design sports.
Tomorrow is both leap day and hump day. Hope you're feeling limber.
Horrifying photos from Japan: http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/03/earthquake-in-japan/100022/
A blogger from CNN interviewed me about my Twitter Bio Generator: http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/10/tech/social-media/best-twitter-bios/index.html?c=tech …
Sometimes I think we should let the GOP win some culture war issues just to see what they go after next. Premarital cuddling? High fives?
Maybe it should be a little harder to become a police officer if you get tear gas, tanks and machine guns.