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Remember when Daryl Hannah in Splash called herself "Madison" bcaus she saw a Madison Ave. sign and that was funny because it wasn't a name?
I wouldn't vote for Ben Carson if he were running for Doctor.
My favorite fairy tale is The Vegan Who Didn’t Mention It.
Drake diss Meek Mill. Meek Mill diss Drake. Dreek miss Milk Meal. Dreel make Dick deal. Dick and Mick drink Milk meek filk Frake Dilk deel.
Why does Ringling Brothers have to phase elephants out? It's not heroin. It's elephants. They can't do it all at once?
O Lord, give me the superpowers to change the things I cannot accept with serenity. Amen.
You know that six months from now Steve Jobs is going to release a better resignation letter.
Damn. Demi Lovato can SANG.
I respect a cloud that just looks like itself.
happy birthday to everyone who needs to hear it.
Hi. I ruined The West Wing.
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