It's going to be Oct. 12 before this keynote is over.

"We'd like to welcome you this Apple media event.."

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!! #fb

I’d say the debate was a draw. Both sides argued effectively for Obama’s foreign policy plan. #2012debate

The compression artifacts introduced to ‘Gay Marriage Equality’ avatars on Facebook enrage me almost as much as gay marriage inequality #fb

@joehewitt Definitely. Check out @focusatwill (not affiliated, I just like the service)

Over 25 years of playing Super Mario Bros. games should more than qualify me to deal with tonight’s home plumbing crisis. #fb

Show me on the social enterprise where he touched you. #Dreamforce

White iPhone 4s keep asking to see my black iPhone 4's birth certificate.

“It must be so nice to work from home with your kids there” -People that don’t work from home and/or don’t have children. #fb

30. Freaking. Dollars. http://t.co/mn3X2OBB #iphone #fb

What a fun change of pace, normally I only have to worry about being shot by the police in Seattle!

"Why are software development task estimations regularly off by a factor of 2-3?" THIS IS WHY: http://t.co/1nCnxJnZ

I hate it when I accidentally wake up in the middle of the night, install Windows in a Boot Camp partition, and buy The Old Republic.

My fitted sheet folding technique: crumble into ball, blame 4 year old

It’s Boxing Day: a time when Americans ask their Canadian and British friends “WTF is Boxing Day?” #fb

The (pumpkin) spice must flow. #fb

Steve Jobs’ open letter = I get $100 (http://t.co/m95ZUeZw). Tim Cook’s open letter = I get MapQuest (http://t.co/Kri86thz).

Go Nell! @nellshamrell Applying lessons learned from behind the curtain to development. #madisonruby http://t.co/Y6LxEI61 /via @madisonruby

@garybernhardt I bet big data wears pleated pants.

Apply for job via API call...genius! Will have to do something similar for our next dev hire: https://t.co/dRgKJksf

/via @jcroft #FB