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In the new high school, everyone will have to pass a twitter class to graduate.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his dick
Everyone starts singing HEYYEAYEEAYEEEAYAEYA when they see me now XD
I twerked once.
Miss Lanigan wants the D. major scale.
Guys, remember to bring your phones for graduation and be on them every single second.
Let's start a new trend. Subtweeting, but mentioning the person you're subtweeting in the tweet.
In the new high school, The Bears' Den will actually be a cavern infested with bears and you'll be able to pay to kill and eat them.
Writing Christmas metal.
Something under my bed is making noise every time I move. Probably a moose.
Madison Manning just followed me!
Listening to other people play is much more enjoyable when you're not competing with them.
Moms- Youve got a lot to do and not enough time to do it all. Now listen to me talk for half an hour. Now do everything and don't be up late
I just got assaulted by tits!
Musician for life. Brony for life. Most likely boy for life too.