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In the new high school, everyone will have to pass a twitter class to graduate.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his dick
Guys, remember to bring your phones for graduation and be on them every single second.
Let's start a new trend. Subtweeting, but mentioning the person you're subtweeting in the tweet.
In the new high school, The Bears' Den will actually be a cavern infested with bears and you'll be able to pay to kill and eat them.
Something under my bed is making noise every time I move. Probably a moose.
Listening to other people play is much more enjoyable when you're not competing with them.
Look at the background! #marijuana #weed #pot #cannabis #grass #green #high #trippin pic.twitter.com/505tp6tcme
Moms- Youve got a lot to do and not enough time to do it all. Now listen to me talk for half an hour. Now do everything and don't be up late
We're gonna impregnate Heitman so she can't come back. And by we I mean @wibbets.