@edgarwright watching scott pilgrim drunk. Best thing evrer

LMFAO! This was in the Disneyland parking structure today. Must be hunting little children. http://img.ly/2jfQ

So I told him I work at a labratory in Los Angeles and can't say much about it, but we deal with experimental physics. After I left, I LOL'd

I was getting my tires rotated the other day and the guy asked about my Aperture Labratories parking permit, he thought it was real. lol

@radiomaru hatters gotta hate

@christyxcore OH SWEET FUCKING JESUS FINALLY

Jun Takeuchi from Capcom at Sony event: "the stick feels great! You can quote me, that's my first impression of this." THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Go fuck yourself, reality. Leslie Neilsen? Really? This is awful. Why can't someone we all hate die for a change? He'll definitely be missed

@batfish @tedroddy lol get a room 

@vincebakers @tedroddy My favorites are Michael Bay and M. Night Shyamalan. Truly the greatest of their time.

@photar erect penis.

@batfish BTW, @ctrlaltstacy and I both think you resemble Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords lol

@bigplrbear NOW HOLD ON, IMA LET YOU FINISH BUT @joshua_w'S TWEET WAS WAY BETTER.

@christyxcore I found a couple pics of @bigplrbear http://bit.ly/4DP3l9 http://bit.ly/xBNQ6 LOL.

Opened Reddit, saw @tedroddy’s face on the front page. From an account that’s not even his own, no less. http://t.co/4CThL9hl

Really keeping ahead of the curve there, Amazon.

Seriously, @att is one of the worst companies I've ever dealt with. They're so incompetent it isn't even funny.

@bryanbell I heard they have pretty shitty games at the Ass Arcade.

"Bret and Jemaine plan to return to the stage in 2012" http://t.co/MSbGFl5G

@batfish iPhoto for iPad!! Yes!