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speaking w/ @telfarglobal about his new collection + collab with @dismagazine for @dossierjournal http://dossierjournal.com/blog/fashion/quiltedcomfort/ …
just want to watch Bring It On and quietly cry into my pillow like any normal 22 yr old in NYC
Accidentally locking eyes with a woman breast feeding at Starbucks is the weirdest mistake I've ever made .
when people say that they're 'really into music' it's like, okay are you also into oxygen and masterbating too? get real
Just straight up talked to my cat in the voice of cousin it for 20 min
skinny people complaining about being fat is almost as annoying as fat people not complaining about being fat
is it just me or is this verizon customer service live chat representative flirting w/ me
I'm getting too young for this shit
my cat needs an intern
idk why I'm still single - me last night to my cat during a music montage on Ally Mcbeal
One of those guys whose job it is to pass out fliers in the street all day just told me to smile, so that's where my life is right now.
I have no patience for slow people in this city. If you're not running up the subway stairs then wtf are you doing with your life.
Today I shampooed my cat, went to book club and, now am eating rice pudding. This. Is. My. Life. Now.
Oops I accidentally wore my 'Nepal' shirt to yoga - I feel like those losers that wear band tees to their own concerts
Just re-read my last 50 tweets and -well, someone has to say it - IM HILARIOUS
THIS HURRICANE AND THESE CARTONS OF ICE CREAM AND THOSE BROWNIES AND THAT CLOSED GYM ARE NOT DOING VERY GOOD THINGS TO MY DIET
IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN - LINDSAY LOHAN 4 PREZ
always forget about 2% of facebook friends that are weirdly conservative until about this time every 4 years
why do people always make such a big deal about planning their weddings? just like, make a facebook event, get a robyn cd and MOVE ON
I'm a southern belle - brains, booty and all business / I write about lifestyle/beauty @restorsea and style/culture @dossierjournal + @thinkcontra