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just want to watch Bring It On and quietly cry into my pillow like any normal 22 yr old in NYC
speaking w/ @telfarglobal about his new collection + collab with @dismagazine for @dossierjournal http://dossierjournal.com/blog/fashion/quiltedcomfort/ …
relating too easily to king of the hill episodes
Accidentally locking eyes with a woman breast feeding at Starbucks is the weirdest mistake I've ever made .
when people say that they're 'really into music' it's like, okay are you also into oxygen and masterbating too? get real
Just straight up talked to my cat in the voice of cousin it for 20 min
if you know an easier way to get a date than cutting off the power to my building and waiting for a hot guy to come out then TELL ME dammit
I don't ever want to be not drinking a skim latte okay
skinny people complaining about being fat is almost as annoying as fat people not complaining about being fat
is it just me or is this verizon customer service live chat representative flirting w/ me
I'm getting too young for this shit
my cat needs an intern
idk why I'm still single - me last night to my cat during a music montage on Ally Mcbeal
One of those guys whose job it is to pass out fliers in the street all day just told me to smile, so that's where my life is right now.
I have no patience for slow people in this city. If you're not running up the subway stairs then wtf are you doing with your life.
Just re-read my last 50 tweets and -well, someone has to say it - IM HILARIOUS
IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN - LINDSAY LOHAN 4 PREZ
always forget about 2% of facebook friends that are weirdly conservative until about this time every 4 years