So, lemme get this straight.. no abortions AND no universal healthcare?? seems odd.

Woke up again this morning and im pretty sure god had nothing to do with it.

@rbecklerpsu No, no you don't. I'd advise against letting curiosity get the best of you.

@t_eichelberger @seabass0221 @thepresobama In fact, immediately light yourself on fire.

#FailingAgenda Paying for a hashtag like #FailingAgenda

@kungfuboobs @joeblauer People with a lousy sense of humor or none at all, should really stay off twitter.. Holy shit man.

Can we please stop with god bless america at baseball games?? god is imaginary, there is no papa smurf bless america.

Anyone have some bath salts? Face sounds yummy about now.

At this point, Republicans are just spoiled little 2 year old cry babies with a vote. Grow up and act like fucking adults!

@sunshineempire or 22's on an 88 Buick Regal

Holy fucking shit I hate Rick Scott!!! Who voted for this fucktard? I mean, seriously?

@thatfinguy C'mon dude, we both know that neither Jesus or your soul are real.

I'd make a crazy assertion that Mitt Romney was born in space, but we know Republicans don't believe in science.

@vodka_a_jones You're gorgeous.

hahaha suckeyes!

@thatfinguy @alltheuglytruth as long as that comes with a coutesy rub, we are all set.

@_hepcat it sure did!! Fuckin cheese

@_hepcat @revjimmoss @knittingnatural The only things weed ever destroyed was a bag of cheetos and a box of twinkies.

@shanevictorino Stop saying positive things about the Cardinals!!! You should hate them for taking out the Phillies!

@covertpervert God also wants you to give out your bank account number to unknown nigerians