Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
My biggest fear about being in solitary confinement is being forced to exercise one hour a day
The saddest thing on TV is when Louis CK throws away the rest of the slice of pizza during the opening credit sequence
That was nice of Clint Eastwood to give invisible Obama a chair.
Me: I want a girlfriend so I can tweet cute dialouge we have with each other
Me: I should tweet that
Me: you totally should
not fair that homophobic people get to eat chic-fil-a and make a political statement at the same time when all I get to do is buy Toms shoes
I don't have time to read your spec tweet
whenever I see a promo for NBA Cares I'm always like, holy shit, the NBA really cares
I don't know if I can like someone that doesn't hate themselves just a little
The most important NBA off season move is TNT getting rid of Shaq
thanks to the New Years Eve movie I finally found something I look forward to less than New Years Eve
Hey Prometheus here's an idea, how bout you go fuck yourself?
there's a fine line between 'being a free spirit', and, 'are you fucking kidding me?'
blah, blah, blah... call me when two sisters are coaching in the superbowl
had coffee with a friend today, or as I like to call it 'Podcast Unplugged'
So much for my bracket. I didn't have that guy jerking off in public till the final four.
Tore my ACLU. I wont have any civil rights for 6 - 8 months.