Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
My biggest fear about being in solitary confinement is being forced to exercise one hour a day
The saddest thing on TV is when Louis CK throws away the rest of the slice of pizza during the opening credit sequence
That was nice of Clint Eastwood to give invisible Obama a chair.
Me: I want a girlfriend so I can tweet cute dialouge we have with each other
Me: I should tweet that
Me: you totally should
If only people at the Navy Headquarters were armed, just like schoolteachers should be, these shooting would've never happened.
not fair that homophobic people get to eat chic-fil-a and make a political statement at the same time when all I get to do is buy Toms shoes
Just remembered that Glen Rice and Sarah Palin had sex.
the only reason Gravity is successful is because it's a globally recognizable brand with a built in audience
I don't have time to read your spec tweet
...and somewhere George Bush is painting a fucking dog or something
whenever I see a promo for NBA Cares I'm always like, holy shit, the NBA really cares
I don't know if I can like someone that doesn't hate themselves just a little
If I only knew how mad people were at Ben Affleck without knowing why I would've guessed he raped a baby.
Shout out to the Superbowl for teaching me Roman numerals.
The most important NBA off season move is TNT getting rid of Shaq
thanks to the New Years Eve movie I finally found something I look forward to less than New Years Eve