Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE.. Did you read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext? Naughty Naughty (@jozegr8)

Dear any prospective girls in my life ever: If you don't have a knack for puns, then we're knot gonna work. (via @keatingthomas)

anyone else got that Dirk fever?

@jeffinerluken I dont even like you

do you want to go to the pants party?

"pedestrians are like woman, they're given too many rights these days" -> haha #true

If it ain't fixed, it's broken.

im like a tornado of anger, swirling about

the message I've learned tonight is to stay away from roofies. weird shit happens.

you can't have a conscience in the pimp game

chemistry/life 101 http://yfrog.com/h4vb3cj

having the right intentions is one thing. actions to back up those intentions are worth much more #storyofmylife

a distraction only lasts so long

fell in love with a pornstar. got married n the bathroom. honeymoon on the dancefloor. an got divorced by the end of the night #1hellofalife

I shower naked

did everybody in the club get tipsy?

I'm on a mission and I'm all alone

I may be light weight but I'll feel better before you do

just when I was starting to become productive, we have to buy black ops

the sun will always rise again