TOWIE is the second most depressing acronym in the english language - joint first ones are HIV/AIDS

but are any of the new daft punk songs as good as kylie's love at first sight?

LAST NIGHT I MADE A BIG MISTAKE/NOW I'M SITTING IN MY ROOM LIKE BRANDY

once one of my life partners @emilyboyf asked me what west wing was about and i shouted "THE INTERNET" without thinking

TTYL LIFE

RT if you're a shitty person

I'M FAILING EVERYTHING BUT I'M SEEING @superchunk TONIGHT SUCK ON THAT POWERS THAT BE

GOOD LUCK IN LIFE IF BABY AND GINGER SPICE WEREN'T YOUR FAVOURITE SPICE GIRLS #toomuchofsomethingisbadenough

a mya and odb only version of ghetto supastar

made my mum a tina turner inspired 50th birthday card  http://twitpic.com/cprhib 

double posting cos im a troll. trolls have more fun. gentleman prefer trolls

RT if you're turned on by the idea of a partner of your preferred sex throwing all the books you started but never finished reading at you

just put hand cream on before going to bed, i'm done guys, go on without me

everytime i find out someone has deleted or unfollowed me i put on my best dress and ignition remix and get up on the bar

reminiscing about the time i made @sidonyyy make her okcupid name gfinacoma1992

RT if ur not a defeatist, ur just a realist baby!! via@emilyboyf

totally forgot about all the pudding in my rucksack i treat me so good sometimes

@isobelparnell thought Lumidee was one of the days of the week in french

missy elliot knows something that we all don't

i wonder if beyonce follows kelly rowland on tumblr