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can all the eastview girls who are freaking out because they can't yet count their ribs kindly eat an ice cream sandwich & shut the hell up
ouac i am 17 years old what do you think my marital status is
1D fanfic drinking game: drink every time Harry's eyes are referred to as "green orbs".
s/o to the grade 11 boys on this bus who think they're the coolest ever but in reality are racist, misogynistic douchecanoes
in the event that anyone wants the recipe for apple crisp in a mug: http://eggstirbakin.tumblr.com/post/48489323897/apple-crisp-in-a-mug …
"His name is the Doctor." "Doctor what?" YOU WRECKED IT, ELTON. YOU. WRECKED THE JOKE. D:
"You made a good impression on Liz. 'SORRY, CAN'T TALK, MUCH MORE IMPORTANT STUFF LIKE PEEING'" - Jumba. Sorry, Liz.
go for my first pedicure, pedicure guy asks if i'm 12
"if anne hath a will, anne hathaway" still cracks me up every single time i see it
Do you ever have those moments when you just sit there and look at Harry Styles and whisper "how are you even real"
"Go the distance." I WILL FIND MY WAY I CAN GO THE DISTANCE, MRS BARAKAUSKAS
My phone now autocorrects "look" to "Loki". #doingitright
"If you can't reach us, call 911" -- Ms Kim
HAHA I WAS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO GET STUFF DONE TONIGHT sighs
1000000000% done with school
asked by a grade 12: "what's the quadratic formula"
If I wanted to be Potts I'd just say the f-word a lot -- @cakesnifferz