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HTTP response codes for dummies. 50x: we fucked up. 40x: you fucked up. 30x: ask that dude over there. 20x: cool.

/via @danadanger #in #fb

"Doing LSD was one of the most important things I've done in my life."
—Steve Jobs

iOS agrees: http://t.co/7x8yWUwl

Debt increase by presidents:

Reagan 186%,
Bush 54%
Clinton 41%
Bush II 72%
Obama 23%.

/source CBO /via @paulfreid #in

What If The Male Avengers Posed Like The Female One? http://t.co/7o39rQ3o (via @steveniles)

Q: Why is Facebook going public? A: They couldn't figure out the privacy settings either. -- #fb #in

Since 9/11, Islamic terrorists have killed just 17 Americans. During that same period, 200x as many drowned in bathtubs http://t.co/HgrMUUIH

NASA spent $2.6b over 10 years to put a 1 ton nuclear powered mobile science lab on Mars. TSA spent $8b in 2011 to keep shampoo off planes.

OH: "Facebook: a site for 700 million people to wish the other 699,999,999 a Happy Birthday despite not talking to them the prior 365 days."

Confirmed: The next iPad will be named "iPad Optimus Prime 4G Retina Plus+ w/ LTE Extreme" and be in available w/ 4, 7, 9.7, & 33" screens.

iOS devs you're on notice... If I get one more "please rate me" dialog from your app, I'm uninstalling & never using again. Stop this trend!

“Why did the Java developer wear glasses? Because he couldn't C#”

/via @elliottkember #in #fb

What to see how amazing iPhone 4S is in hands of an expert photographer? See @mostlylisa's shoot from Central Park: http://t.co/ED48YIW3 #in

Steve Jobs was born out of wedlock, put up for adoption at birth, dropped out of college, then changed the world. What's your excuse? #in

Pro-Tip many nerds already know: Google didn’t write the maps for any iOS release, same as Yahoo didn’t ever write stocks / weather for iOS.

I hate the "Oxford comma", but this is best argument for it I've ever seen http://url.vg/AE69

Makes one a firm supporter doesn't it? ;) #in

Google’s flagship phone?!
Made by Samsung…

Google’s flagship tablet?!
Made by Acer…

Remind me why they bought Motorola again? ;)

Christians: Happy Easter. Jews: Happy 6th day of Passover. Atheists: Happy Day 114, 2011. Muslims/Hindus/Buddhists/Others: Have a nice day!

No way… no fucking way… Even with the source code right in front of me I still don’t believe my own eyes…  http://url.vg/OsFQ 

It really does seem that _nobody_ in tech "journalism" understands that an iPad does _NOT_ have to be 300dpi to be a "retina display".