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Every time someone dies or gets arrested, I immediately try to find them on Facebook.
All the single ladies, all the single ladies...
Chicks don't say no to me. I'm like a wedding ring.
If you get a hangover, you're drinking the cheap shit.
In dog beers I've only had one.
Virgo. No filter. 18+. Half-man, half-amazing. Often imitated; never duplicated. I'm here to fuck shit up. Fuck Wayne, this is my world.