Read this @huntermoore interview. http://t.co/3XUsxzyv

@is_anyone_up no dude! No!

Just spent $5 for this issue of @rollingstone just to read the @huntermoore article. http://t.co/LS4qcppF

Every time someone dies or gets arrested, I immediately try to find them on Facebook.

All the single ladies, all the single ladies...

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Chicks don't say no to me. I'm like a wedding ring.

If you get a hangover, you're drinking the cheap shit.

@th3j35t3r  http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2013/04/18/suspect-2-is-he-missing-person-sunil-tripathi-your-thoughts/ …

I just want a simple, easy-to-understand, #retirement plan!

@billtrackerapp would be great if could have a second due date. Such as when a penalty is added if paid after a certain date.

In dog beers I've only had one.

@missoliviaryder yup!