Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Just scratched my butthole so good it made my eyes roll back and my toes curl. I get it now gay guys *smells fingers*...never mind
This dudes shirt is so tight I'm pretty sure he is wearing a onsie
It's never cool to see a dude dig out a wedgie....related: my fingers smell
HR: have u ever been the victim of sexual harassment?
Pope: wait u said Victim right?
- Pope exit interview
I think I'm doing twitter wrong, cause thats what everyone keeps telling me
I give it a week before the pope commits twiitercide
Wrote a song about it, wanna hear it? Here it goes
There are no black people on the Jetsons
According to my morning BM, I had blood and corn for dinner last night
Reading twitter while letting my car warm up has made me late for work.....again. You guys are going to get me fired
Facebook is Instagrams Yoko Ono
So let me get this straight, if I say I'm a girl who likes butt sex I automatically get 1,000 followers?