@whitneyhess I guess there is no such thing as a code freeze in presidential politics.

Congrats to @chrisburlingame and @amydezellar on their recent web celebrity. #lineout #ifc

@ohheygreat frayed edges?

I like how @posiegirl commented on the pristine condition of her new record and then almost immediately Clark Griswold-ed it onto the floor.

.@mralancooper has gone full on supernova with great stuff on Twitter this morning.

I wish Google Street View was real time so I could check to see if it snowed at my house without getting out of bed.

If you're on Rapid Ride and the WiFi doesn't work, snag the coach number (big decals in the window) and let @kcmetrobus know. h/t @jcolman

"Just Enough Research" from @abookapart sounds like my new jam.  http://www.abookapart.com/products/just-enough-research … #want

@busblog Sounds like my last 3 years on Twitter. #67mentions

Did I just see a Carl's Jr. commercial that played a Death Angel song? I believe I did. #wtf

@thehils  http://www.metalsucks.net/tag/completely-unreadable-band-logo-of-the-week/ … #worstfontever

@busblog Las Anjuhlees

Imagine what Lucasfilm would have sold for if the prequels were any good.

Your internet experience will be significantly improved by a healthy dose of skepticism.

In order to know we are creating the right solution, we have to make sure we’re solving the right problem. http://t.co/J6LgRUwv @whitneyhess

@marikamalaea @amydezellar @chrisburlingame Free Range Strange

In slightly more than 24 hours, @chrisburlingame and I will be experiencing Secret Chiefs 3 live at @neumos. Who's jealous?

"Is Madonna frozen in carbonate now?" @posiegirl

@posiegirl @marikamalaea @broudy MUSHROOM. MUSHROOM!

After wrestling with variables and raised events, I feel like Andy Dufresne. #crawledthroughariverofshit #cameoutcleanontheotherside #axure