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Look, in those days, The Godfather wasn't exactly getting any offers he couldn't refuse.
The thing about dry cleaning is, no one knows how it works.
The Lollipop Guild is all representatives and no leaders.
#wordsyouwillneverhearmesay I almost fell for this one! I'm never ever sayin' dem words.
50% of the time I say someone is a "real character", I usually mean they are a "big asshole", but I have to be diplomatic about it.
Film critics should just use their reviews from when Titanic was first in the theatre.
When someone else runs your Twitter, at least have them type it in the 1st person?
After a hard day's work, Satan sits down to some nice soul food.
#WiseWordsToLiveBy You gotta find out what the wise words to live by are.
"Let's do this." - A Guy
Chris Christie is super fat. That's it.
Mostly, your mom is my dad. But also, general UCB person