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So I made my twitter to keep up with worldly events but somewhere along the way I decided to follow all you funny fucks instead. Love it.
30 Day Facebook Challenge!
Each day, instead of updating your status: write it down in a diary! After 30 days look back & realise you suck.
If children are the future I want to live in the past
The smartest people are the best at playing dumb.
I wish you were the person you are in my head.
I need a boyfriend so I have something to hate with a passion.
Mario was just a regular old plumber, then his wife left him for a tougher man. He got hooked on shrooms & simple things became psychedelic.
Anyone who says smoking is the "dirtiest" thing in the world clearly lacks imagination.
Mother: "Imagine looking in the fridge - what would you like to see?"
Me: "A gateway to another dimension."
It seems in my older years I have replaced the Blanky with a mobile phone.
What look should I go for today: hoodrat; gangsta; skank or respectable journalism student? (I don't really have an outfit for that though)!
How did Bill & Ted get away with all the things they did without messing up the space time continuum ?
I'm pretty trusting that you guys aren't a bunch of gross freaks in your underwear sitting in dirty houses on twitter.. Please don't be.
Starting to think it's time. Time to become a coked out hooker. My other plans just aren't working.
If I fell down the stairs god knows how long it would take for anyone to find me.. I don't even have a pet to nibble my fingers off. =' (
Imagine how many people are fucking right this second... & here we are on twitter.
Eminem is 39!? Shit hey. Time for him to start making kids movies then.
I just cracked my bong trying to give it a good old clean. Feels like I murdered my best friend.
I may not have as many followers as her, but I also don't post next to naked pictures of myself for strangers to jerk off to on here.
Which one of you stole the magic pills & replaced them with tic tacs ?! No one's going home until someone owns up. I can sit here all day.
Bong Head Barbie.. : ) I am here be silly & have fun ; )' ROLAND IS MY IDOL. Fuck Yourself .