Ray Lewis murder jokes never get old. Just like the two people he killed.

RT if you're tired of @rootsportspit UPMC infomercial intermissions. @pghpenguins

Dear @nhlblackhawks: Wanna see what a real winning streak looks like? Look toward the east, my friend. @penguins #WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Here are your Mike Lange highlights from the @penguins big comeback win against the Flyers.  http://downloads.penguins.nhl.com/podcasts/130307hilites.mp3 …

We're proud of our @penguins when they win games and cups. We're just as proud by the positive impact they have on our city. #SkatesNPlates

Brent Johnson is a solid guy and wore the skating penguin proudly. Thanks B.J. *sticktap* @pghpenguins

It's a #GreatDayForHockey. Twenty years ago today we said goodbye to Badger Bob. What a man. What a legacy. @pghpenguins

Sorry @nhlblackhawks but this @penguins WINNING steak thing is more impressive than your points streak thingie.

Reason # 5284 why Pittsburgh > Dallas. Our teams have each others back. See @penguins support for #MLB13Cutch

Amen. RT @lucylcb: Hug your kids, family, friends. Tell people you love them. Be kind to one another. Just be kind. My heart hurts today.

Had JFK been shot in Detroit instead of Dallas...the Zapruder film would have been obstructed by a Red Wings fan waving at the camera.

I hear that Rashard Mendenhall will be dropping the ball at Pittsburgh's First Night celebration tonight.

Let’s face it, Obama wasn’t qualified to manage a Little League concession stand four years ago.

My favorite part of the #DarkKnightRises is when Batman hits the breaks of the batmobile hard before entering the Squirrel Hill Tunnel.

Philadelphia Flyers fans explained in a nifty graph... #StanleyCup http://t.co/KD8EUmPp

When will anthem singers realize that it's not about them?

There are 29 teams in the National Hockey League. And then, there are the @pghpenguins.

Last time the @penguins and Islanders met in the playoffs, Crystal Pepsi was still a thing. #RightNow

Here's some @penguins fans celebrating division win on the Today Show. @nhlonnbcsports pic.twitter.com/FVwK5ka9hn

Pssst @nhlblackhawks doobeedoobeedo. Beware the @penguins