My Mother, who suffers from dementia, is sitting with me and we’re watching MST3K GAMERA. She loves MST3K. So do I. #MST3K

I wish we saw more stories about people married for 60 years rather than for 72 days.

Was Miss Kitty in GUNSMOKE a hooker? A Madame? Just a saloon owner? Inquiring minds want to know.

Just poured a shot of peppermint schnapps into my coffee. Eventually, I will sleep like it’s 1799.

Keith Richards gathers no moss. #MoreSpecificAphorisms

“@keitholbermann I know it's asking for too much but I wish I were hearing Walter Cronkite's voice during the Mars landing.”

I've picked up 20 new followers since yesterday. Not one is a real, live person. Sigh...

Watching GODZILLA VS BIOLLANTE. I mean, what’s not to like about Godzilla fighting a big flower. On BluRay, of course.

@tomservo10 I miss Madeline Kahn

“@kwmurphy: That was my first Vine post.” I can’t wait for the next.

@paul_lander The stalls are narrow for that man with the wide stance.

“@earthquakesla: A 3.2 magnitude earthquake occurred in Greater Los Angeles area, California.” Shit. Cloris Leachman comes harder than that.

I LIED! I LIED! Bwa-Ha-ha! April Fools! Oh, hell, I wet myself…

I promise not to do any stupid April Fool’s jokes today.

In BIOSHOCK INFINITE you first must locate a girl. Which should be easy for all you guys still living in your mother’s basement. #Bioshock

 http://yfrog.com/h7p7xsjj  At Grilles at Lake Norman, waiting for it to get dark enough for the comet. Crescent moon over the lake.

I never expect anything from a Church that took 400 years to admit Galileo was right.

I may do some Allman Brothers next. Because “…sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel, like I been tied to the whipping post…”

@deathismymuse Trust me. Braiding your pubic hairs is overrated.

Bought ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK on BluRay for $6 at Wally World. Bare bones disk, no extras, not even the great Carpenter/Russell commentary.