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Don't forget to lift weights a bunch, bro
I always use a condom when fucking someone over the age of 60 so i don't get osteoporosis
Ernest Goes to Auschwitz
Damn, I just heard somebody's crooked teeth compared to a row of old gravestones.
I'm drunk, if anyone wants to argue or make out
When I run out of tweets I'll read your tweets
In my head I'm sitting on a dock, smoking a joint with Otis Redding
It's cool how Jesus just gives your pastor clothes and gas money
Hot chicks who smoke cigarettes, stop that shit
I can notarize that tramp stamp for you, I'll even waive the $10 fee
Current state of mind: the first 40 seconds of Renegade by Styx
I hope cats never realize they own the internet
My train wreck is always right on time
It's just, sometimes you guys are the only ones who will listen to me
Can't decide if I should download the new John Mayer single, or just knock myself into a coma for the next 6 months.
Authorities say speed was a factor, but not anger
You could cheat on me with Bradley Cooper, I'd understand
How bout we get a favstar in that bio?
I just realized Sam Elliott is in Ghost Rider and now nothing makes sense to me
If you don't push your boundaries how do you know where they are?