Alliance High's Tie Tradition:  http://youtu.be/VbzXaxRo-x0  via @youtube

#survivor tactics hata kapu ya kesho RT @itsndritu_: #844memories Kudry socks by twisting them kwa towel.

RT @rojjay: Mr Speaker, it looks like the Hon. @richard_keep 's a Herd of @mbusih 's.

RT @wanza_: Some times i wish my dishes did themselves..

masturdishing.

Get it? No? *sigh*

RT @jesus_m_christ: #everybodyhasthat1follower that stabs them in the back. Or was that just me?

RT @dontcallmeliv: What did an Egyptian man tell an Egyptian woman? Eh baby, si we go behind this pyramid, I make you a mummy :)

Alliance High School 87yrs old ..... 13 short of 100 Lord while for all Mankind we pray .....oh hear us for OUR NATIVE school...

never gets old  http://twitpic.com/c7s9ld 

Man of Steel Trailer 2012 - Superman 2013 Movie - Official [HD]:  http://youtu.be/KH9HOensHDM  via @youtube

#unluckybrian first heart break => Takotsubo cardiomyopathy

Your just some Persie that i used to know

#NyeriTVShows Diaries of a wimpy husband

Kenyan-Phenomenon: Before You laugh at my tribe.... http://t.co/rOrZNYcw

When In Rome http://t.co/CW1f2DPi /via @wordpressdotcom

RT @lord_g_almighty: I've been on Twitter since 01-01-0000. My first 5 followers were Adam, Eve, The Snake, Cain and Abel.

lol +10 RT @sethmatagaro: Mfunze! Smh RT @guchwani: velocity =displacement /time"@roxannly: Velocity=distance x time"

RT @ianwaimiri: RT @omgsoepic_: "Would You Like aTable?"
"No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please."

Law students are stupid. You study so hard to be admitted to a bar that has no alcohol, music or strippers? Cc @amthecollonel @guchwani

ROFLMFAO WIN!RT @mwanikih: LOL! RT @madeupstats: RT @willrolls: Silvio Berlusconi - the man who put the 'Italia' into genitalia.

RT @ubabz: Trying to rob a bank in CBD at 4pm, those thugs are victims of those bootlegged 50 bob action Tv series. Cc @milly_nyambura