If you're in a reggae metal band and your name isn't Blunt Trauma wtf are you doing with your life?

When is a rapper going to release a mixtape about dinosaurs called Land Before Rhyme?

#ff #RTallstars @therealcritchin @lejessica @sexedupsunday @stephxskywalker @pregameandy

@sexedupsunday "WAKE UP YOU SKINNY ASS BEYOTCH, WHY YOU SLEEPIN? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT"

I ain't no slut, I just twitter crush a lot #mnahhh

Yeah pretty much #GoSpursGo #RedMamba pic.twitter.com/qOlwYx3Rq9

How is there not a Lady Gaga Mariachi cover band called Born This Güey?

I'm just gonna throw this out there; it's six years later and I still really enjoy Juno #shitaintgay

i always thought a harlem shake was when you run out of milk so you make your chocolate milk with water

Alternative girl, you rock my world

Every time @lejessica retweets another celebrity replying to her, I take a shot of envy  http://cocktails.about.com/od/whiskeyreviews/fr/Angels-Envy-Bourbon-Whiskey.htm …

@davidallendos I set up a graph w/ a line showing creepiness x attractiveness; to show how attractive one must be to not be seen as creepy

http://t.co/SgR5yB2q #shamelessselfpromotion #warpedtour read this shit I wrote i dare you and stuff

Good luck finding a DJ with moves like this!

Just avoided my ex gf at HEB bc I've gained more weight than her since we broke up... and she's pregnant #whateverimanadult

... but have you ever gone to the grocery store on sandwiches

@sexedupsunday I always read your titty advice tweets in the voice of Tina Fey's "that's a deal breaker, ladies" voice

Goodnight bitch face

@tatatatasja's relationship status: "hope to meet a boy, no offense JTT and Val Kilmer"

So the mother is a Lilly doppelgänger? #himym