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I want what Romeo and Juliet had: a couple nights of bad Teen Sex followed by a downward spiral of misery and death
Bob Hope died July 27, 2003 so this is the last week we can do that shitty Jobs Hope Cash joke, better make it count y'all
A version of Pokemon where your Pokemon won't obey you unless you scream My Chemical Romance lyrics into the DS mic
Cool thing about masturbation vs. sex is that afterwards there's nobody around to ask you dumbass questions like "why are you crying"
a version of halo 4 where every killstreak is actually a Skrillstreak and the bass drops every time you get a headshot
brb defending pop punk
Having sex in a car sucks because sometimes the car explodes
I PUT MY HAND UP ON YOUR HIP WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP YOU PUT YOUR HAND UP ON MY HIP WHEN YOU DIP I DIP WE DIP I PUT MY HAND UP ON YOUR HI
"Why you looking bitter? I be looking better"
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "Oh wow these are literally milkshakes"
the problem with HIMYM finally revealing the mom is she'll probably never be as cool as what we expect her to be after 8 years of waiting
2 Chainz Cinema Club
I think the REAL purpose of elections is that they serve as a sufficient catalyst to remind us that we all fucking hate each other
lamont can you please change your twitter name to leblunt cook for today please
just lookin'g 4 the Dairy Queen
2 my Burger> King >;(
Aspiring Ukulele Master. I enjoy drawing, poetry, and eating Angus Burgers.