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I want what Romeo and Juliet had: a couple nights of bad Teen Sex followed by a downward spiral of misery and death
Bob Hope died July 27, 2003 so this is the last week we can do that shitty Jobs Hope Cash joke, better make it count y'all
A version of Pokemon where your Pokemon won't obey you unless you scream My Chemical Romance lyrics into the DS mic
Cool thing about masturbation vs. sex is that afterwards there's nobody around to ask you dumbass questions like "why are you crying"
for what it's worth, THIS kind of guy is the sort of person we should praise in game development.
a version of halo 4 where every killstreak is actually a Skrillstreak and the bass drops every time you get a headshot
brb defending pop punk
holy shit one of the treehouse guys just said "even my grandma is good at Mario Party, and she's dead"
Having sex in a car sucks because sometimes the car explodes
"Why you looking bitter? I be looking better"
#IAlwaysThinkAbout THICK GIRLS THICK GIRLS LEMME SEE YO DICK GIRLS
I PUT MY HAND UP ON YOUR HIP WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP YOU PUT YOUR HAND UP ON MY HIP WHEN YOU DIP I DIP WE DIP I PUT MY HAND UP ON YOUR HI
Scarlett Overkill is the best character in the Minions movie because she genuinely hates the Minions as much as I do
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "Oh wow these are literally milkshakes"
My review of Godzilla: Jesus Christ who the fuck brings their baby to the 10:45 showing of ANY movie like seRiously wow
the problem with HIMYM finally revealing the mom is she'll probably never be as cool as what we expect her to be after 8 years of waiting
Aspiring Ukulele Master. I enjoy drawing, poetry, and eating Angus Burgers.
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