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that is my favourite sam tweet ever
buying coffee at mcdonald's like some kind of fat poor person
"please turn down duran duran's rio, i am a fucking loser who hates music" - grandma
i think about the sax solo in duran duran's rio 6-8 tunes a day
a thanksgiving dinner? on hitler's BIRTHDAY?
the moths took everything
gordon ramsay just screamed at me in front of my children
what does prince have that i don't have
the majority of sons of anarchy fans are inbred hill people
singer-songwriter lenny kravitz | co-author: stats canada: satire on a national scale: http://amzn.to/16GLq7e