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I climbed a hill in SF last night in heels with the grace of a newborn baby giraffe. Luckily the gays took pity & helped me #fairygodfathers
Good news, everyone! Only 982,145 more miles until I'm a United Premier Gold Member.
Wish the "shoulda had a V8" campaign hadnt ended. I really took a liking to smacking people in the face in the name of vegetable consumption
When you choose not to enroll in Accidental Death or Dismemberment insurance, you're kinda being cocky about your ability to keep your limbs
Based on my freezing-apartment inspired attire, I just googled to see if "Lil Fleezy" was still an available stagename. Sadly, it's not :(
The time-change is making me very insecure. I forget if I'm supposed to feel outraged or well-rested. Assistance needed. Thanks in advance.
Having a terrible head-cold in SF is so unsatisfying in that I just look and sound like a gender-transitioning homeless person, so "normal"
How long is too long to sit in a steam room? Do you just dehydrate and rehydrate in perpetuity like a sweaty Benjamin Button?
Just danced the night away with a bunch of beautiful gay men in SF.
Update: not to worry, still dying alone.
This congestion makes me sound like the cowardly lion.