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SAINT PAUL BREAD ALERT
@brake_bread Kickstarting their very own bakery!!
My son and his friends were talking about Thanksgiving traditions and he told them we hire a clown.
Invite me to your Slacks, wow that sounds so dirty suddenly ???
Me: "We're going to drive to Chicago."
15yo son: "All things go, all things go."
Me: "Stop it."
15yo son: "I made a lot of mistakes."
If you ever want to get talked to death about tagging, I'm available for parties and family events. https://twitter.com/lmoses/status/666635015468503040 …
Volunteering to host thanksgiving for 12 this year means this was the weekend of cleaning, with time left for the 12yo to rule at Monopoly.
Adulthood is a time where you have to clean the kitchen almost constantly but at least you can rent a car. Oh and your body rots.
No one in our family will answer my son anymore when he says "Guess what?" This parable is called "The Boy Who Cried 'Chicken Butt'."
My wife's been out of town for 3 days and I've had 5 frozen pizzas. This is both true and my pitch for THE REAL SAD HUSBANDS OF LOS ANGELES.
I continue to talk about race because race continues to impact my life & the lives of those who look like me.
I'm not the enemy, racism is.
Senior Digital Producer @MPR, Internet gazer.
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