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(talking razor commercial airs)
7yo: A lot of these commercials are just talking tools.
13yo: That's America for ya.
Taxes filed, whisky poured.
My son is seeing a new Coen brothers movie before I do. As a parent I've always feared this day and prayed it would never happen.
As you're supposed to, right? https://twitter.com/citypages/status/695064318241472516 …
Siri, mute everyone until 2 months after the election.
Anna's adorable bespectacled child wants to be glasses friends with me, and this is my favorite thing all day. https://twitter.com/greenacresanna/status/693247139879612416 …
-Why do you like squirrels?
-Well (stares at phone)
-I relate to them because (plays with a toy)
-I just (grabs a taco, leaves)
Nothing shuts down my interest in a professional relationship faster than my name spelled wrong.
Senior Digital Producer @MPR, Internet gazer. If you can't find me online, I'm outdoors.
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