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What I really should do though is start talking to her, bit turn my voice off, see how freaked out she gets.
OK, I give in, I've turned the heating on.
Ah, how lovely it is to return home to that blissful pre Bank Holiday sound of workmen drilling, 20 feet from my doorstep!
People need to stop booking seats/ sitting in the quiet carriage if they're going to talk the ENTIRE BLOODY JOURNEY.
Just spotted he's actually got a really expensive camera round his neck! So why the photo taking with the iPad?? Bemused.