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I think sex is better than logic, but i cant prove it
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summersumzMiss_CooknhmagpieFriedaClubanonygirljorshuwahJackula78Blue_CrabMeetingBoydrewmongeiamnotdiddyprejuthis
dear Dignity please take me back...i promise ill never cheat on you with Shame again
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NoPantsOnMiss_CooknhmagpieFriedaClubJackula78Blue_CrabMeetingBoydrewmongeiamnotdiddyprejuthis
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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jorshuwahiamnotdiddyJackula78PhaCueBlue_CrabMeetingBoydrewmonge
psh! waxing is expensive and painful. I blame my hairy vagina on the economy
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Jackula78PhaCueMeetingBoyiamnotdiddy
I'd call you a cunt but you lack the depth and the warmth
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prejuthisPhaCueJackula78
playing "find the smell" is never a fun game
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Jackula78iamnotdiddyPhaCue
If I'm half drunk and you're half drunk we make a whole sober person, come on let's go get McDonald's
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Jackula78PhaCueiamnotdiddy
"Can I buy you a drink?", "I have a boyfriend" " well i have a goldfish" "huh?" "oh I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter"
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Jackula78PhaCueiamnotdiddy
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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Jackula78PhaCueiamnotdiddy
shut your dirty whore mouth!
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PhaCueiamnotdiddy
FELL IN LOVE!! I LOVE MY BEER SO MUCH!! WE MAKE THE GREATEST COUPLE! I THINK ABOUT U ALL DAY! YOUR THE FIRST THING I TOUCH WHEN I GET HOME!
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Jackula78iamnotdiddy
mom just told me that football means more to me than her...I said "Shhhh..I'm watching the game"
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Jackula78iamnotdiddy
a girl posts a pic with her boobs hangin out, she get all kinds of attention. guy takes a pic with his balls hangin out. He gets no love!
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Jackula78iamnotdiddy
When you love somebody and bite your tongue all you get is a mouth full of blood
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Jackula78
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes....
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Jackula78
It's so easy to distract obese people...it was a piece of cake.
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PhaCue
Everything that I know medical I learned from Scrubs
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Jackula78
Newspaper Headline: Childhood obesity up, pedophilia down
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PhaCue
seeing as how I'm broke, this year for xmas everyone will be getting my undying love and support, you're welcome
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Jackula78
@Harle_Bear @jackula78 im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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Jackula78
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