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Björk isn't really lawn-mowing music. Unless you are using a scythe. By the light of the new moon.
Thanks, contacts who've never seen my work, for endorsing my skills on LinkedIn!
I should have started drinking at 11 a.m. like I wanted to.
Asking the same question over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of my children.
Not to brag, but it only took 20 minutes of being at the park before both of my kids cut themselves on tufts of dried ornamental grass.
Why of course SFO has a yoga room. And of course I have availed myself of it.
It's pretty rad when you think you forgot your son's leftover French toast at the diner but then find it in your purse 6 days later.
Oh Sum divided by Total, why you gotta be so Mean?
Don't like my ice-cold hands during diaper changes? THEN POTTY TRAIN, DAUGHTER.
Never doubt that a small amount of peanut butter can improve an average banana. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
The Beatles certainly have a monopoly on tax-themed songs.
150 years ago, Jubal Early demanded that Frederick, MD, pay $200K or be burned to the ground. Related: Our car is at dealer for $3K repair.
Today in unexpected parenting requirements: I had to referee whose imaginary sandcastle residents made the wiser crisis management choices.
Not very smart of them to always schedule St. Patrick's Day during Lent.
As with oxygen masks on airplanes, I prepare my own snack first before assisting my children with theirs.
You can tell I'm an editor by how many tweets I don't tweet.
*reminding self that I don't have to tidy up the trash strewn about the gas pump.*