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should i start meerkating or join ISIS?
Sarah Jessica Parker is now a year older than Wilford Brimley was in Cocoon.
One of the grossest things I've ever seen is people feeding Vegan food to each other lady and the tramp style.
The most important thing a man can do is treat women with respect and the second most important is to never say the word "yum."
6yr old just saw a butt-centric pic of Kim Kardashian and asked, "How does she fit on a toilet?"
Had a horrible nightmare that I became one of those people who has 12,000+ unread emails at all times.
Ted Cruz is a community theater Saul Goodman.
Far as I can tell, like 90 percent of being an adult is getting mailed insurance forms you have no idea what to do with.
Marital arguments really lose their steam when one person flounces out of the room to get their mouth guard.
"Jen died doing what she loved: googling someone's net worth on her phone while driving."
Rethink everything in your life if you're one of the 43,000 people making comments on an instagram photo of Kylie Jenner stretching.
I can tell within the first 5 minutes whether or not a movie is directed by a chick.
It's never the people you want who talk about their "journey."
Please! Don't even try to talk to me in the morning before I've had my conversation about race at Starbucks.
Bunch a little bitches on this thing. Real men and woman are out chopping down trees and fixing engines and we're all here playing victims.
Ed Sheeran came on the radio in my taxi so I threw on the headphones & fired up some Sleep at an irresponsible volume.
I wish someone would remake "Capturing the Friedmans."
Any God that would make young Mormons that attractive and then forbid them to have sex is an asshole.
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