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  • DannyZuker
      Danny Zuker @DannyZuker

    My wife's favorite time to start a conversation with our kids is three seconds after she gets me on the phone.

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  • bobpowers1
      Bob Powers @bobpowers1

    Cool thing about never having kids is not having to check school districts when I move, unless I decide I ever want to finish high school.

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  • BrianRScully
      Brian Scully @BrianRScully

    I can't wait for twenty years from now when someone writes into Parade Magazine to ask what Flight 370's been up to lately.

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  • DannyZuker
      Danny Zuker @DannyZuker

    My recent trip to Target has forced me to reexamine my long held belief that yoga pants are always sexy.

    • 187
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  • toddbarry
      Todd Barry @toddbarry

    They're giving out free popcorn at Home Depot. Trying to get you to buy more drinks! I know that trick!

    • 63
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  • helytimes
      Steve Hely @helytimes

    They invented Coachella so people can enjoy not going to it.

    • 10
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    • 3
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  • kileynoodles
      brian kiley @kileynoodles

    My goal in life is to become overrated.

    • 23
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    • 3
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  • HeyItsLiam
      Liam McEneaney @HeyItsLiam

    Finland released new postage stamps depicting erotic scenes of gay men. They’d tried a lesbian stamp, but it kept licking the user back.

    • 2
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  • thesulk
      Alec Sulkin @thesulk

    Dentist: "I need you to brush 2 minutes every time." Me: "Absolutely. And by '2 minutes', do you mean 'almost 14 seconds'?"

    • 198
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  • GaryJanetti
      Gary Janetti @GaryJanetti

    I just gave a homeless man twenty dollars but nobody saw me so I took it back.

    • 616
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    • 265
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  • citizenkeane
      Patrick Keane @citizenkeane

    Homeless lady on Santa Monica and 4th just told me if she ever had a penis, she'd never stick it in me. I can't blame her.

    • 2
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  • jleefilm
      J Lee @jleefilm

    THE WNBA DRAFT IS ON!!

    • 10
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    • 4
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  • kellyoxford
      kelly oxford @kellyoxford

    I am married with three children and I didn't have a baby shower or wedding shower and I didn't have a wedding. I am the best person.

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  • GaryJanetti
      Gary Janetti @GaryJanetti

    CNN reports a Florida woman was dragged from her garage by bears. In their defense the bears were on spring break and totally fucked up.

    • 222
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  • dmccarthy7
      Dan McCarthy @dmccarthy7

    Thanks a lot for reminding everyone of the lives they never had, super hot 19-year-olds.

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  • badbanana
      Tim Siedell @badbanana

    I hear the music from the opening of True Detective every time I go into a staff meeting.

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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    Today I thought, "Maybe I'd like to be a SoulCycle instructor." So, obviously the beginning of some very specific, intense mental breakdown.

    • 116
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  • 3rdand10
      Will Kane @3rdand10

    Celebrities name their babies like it was the last available Gmail address.

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  • SueMahk
      Suzanna Makkos @SueMahk

    It's normal to spend part of a Sunday morning jog worrying about Tori Spelling's marriage right?

    • 5
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  • GaryJanetti
      Gary Janetti @GaryJanetti

    Farmers markets are everywhere! They must be fucking billionaires by now.

    • 127
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