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my favorite sex positions:
- are you done yet?
- tampon surprise
I’m the one you tell your next girlfriend about when you decide its best to not fart in front of each other.
"So Bill, for the character of Cliff Huxtable, what kind of doctor were you think--"
"GYNECOLOGIST!...Sorry. Maybe a Gynecologist?"
I've used Keri Russell's tracking technique from The Americans to tail wedding servers with the best hors-d'oeuvres.
Gawker is like a drunk, annoying couple at a party fighting over the right way to tell a story you didn't want to hear in the first place.
I’ll completely change my feelings about True Detective if the final episode ends with Colin Farrell shooting that girl singing in the bar.
DO NOT TOUCH YOUR PENIS AFTER CUTTING HABANEROS!
"I'm sorry, if we could circle back for a second to the 100 pairs of sweatpants..." -- Me, if I was a lawyer deposing Bill Cosby
Gawkers apology is a landmark victory to all the men out there who simply want to betray their wife and kids with the respect they deserve
Gawker is planning to tell the world I once had a Yin/Yang earring.
Hotels put a band of paper around the toilet seat as a mark of sterility, not so I can finally see what a turd winning a marathon looks like
you guys all going to the retirement party for the comedy phrase "eat a bag of dicks"?
Free album? Hey Wilco! It's not called "show ART!" (Someone forward this to Wilco, please.)
Well I dance like EVERYONE is watching but then take an Ativan for anxiety.
Can I use Cosby as an excuse to not like jazz?
Well, that space thingy traveled nine years to get to Pluto so I could be impressed for three seconds before moving on with my life.
Next time someone asks if I've seen the Minions movie, I'm gonna show them my gray pube.
Being a hot sauce aficionado is like bragging about the thickness of your glasses. Congrats on having shitty tastebuds, dude!
6 yr old told friend she could go to Starbucks on her own because she was really 24yrs old but had a lot of plastic surgery. 🙏🏽😂😂
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