Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Collecting stamps is a cry for suicide.
Glad we're living in a post-2girl1cup world.
Keep floppy discs alive and use them as coasters!
“You met me at a very strange time, in your wife.” - Edward Norton everyday.
I just found poop in my stool, I'm scared.
I live in constant fear of doors slamming into my face when I stand in front of them.
Second worst Kim is gone. #Kardashian
"The name's Bond...Theodore S. Boomshakalaka Frank Bond." - GoldenEye First Draft
Pretty sure the Jim Henson company has been controlling Stephen Hawking this whole time.
Is Sarah Palin still doing that whole being a cunt thing?
Racism & Sexism are integral parts of any comment section.
When I say I don't drink syrup, I mean not at this moment.
Deaf Glee fans: You're not missing much.
It's a shame, Napoleon would have made a great leprechaun.
"Ugh, pizza again?" ~ Terrible person, possibly Hitler
"Did I stutter!?" - Scatman John's last words
"I peed so hard I nearly laughed."
"I have to fill my dick joke quota!" - Children's book author
Rumor is that Starbucks might change name to "Aspiring Writers & Hobo RestStop-Bucks."