Great. Next up: We debate gravity. RT @ebertchicago: Gallup Poll shows US public chooses Evolution over Creationism. http://t.co/LBZgWoid

.@foxxiliberal @devincf Not clothes. Money. And wait for the legitimate funds to be announced.

.@jasonpinter Took your advice and one-clicked it. Will hunt you down and demand refund if I hate it....

Oh my wonderful Obama-re-electing, gay marrying, pot smoking, health care having country - I love you tonight! #victory2012

Oh, look at this, #richardarmitage fans - might generate enough new interest to get that movie made: http://t.co/lgvQotoh

@egaal @crazy4comiccon Just want to let people know - it's currently pouring in Orange County, may be heading your way. Stay dry if you can!

Great, Wil Wheaton's kindle has more than 5 times as many followers as I do. @wilskindle Thinking of creating account for my coffee maker

Dear Pitch Darkness at 5p.m. - I HATE you. Go away.

Or China. RT @monicks You don't find kangaroos everywhere,& never in the #bible because its authors didn't know marsupials existed. #atheism

The thing about Amy Winehouse dying is that the only thing I ever knew about her was that she was on the verge of killing herself.

Now Twitter is getting threatening "You will automatically be upgraded" We are Borg, prepare to be assimilated. #newtwitter

Okay, okay - bacon swastika. I get it. Does everyone have to retweet it? #notinthemood #yomkippur #crankyandgettingcrankier