Oh hey Caillou RT @darealamberrose: I was so distracted in New Orleans today I fell into a Bush.

@_mrsmiyagi [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] on [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] on[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

*sssssiiiiiggggghhhh* RT @alyshagreen: Bye everybody. RT @carissarho: Alf Dodson. http://twitpic.com/4ojf8p

How about that forehead? RT @erasethesky: those are some nice curtains.. http://twitpic.com/4o6qyu

There are WAAAAAAYYY too many straight men worrying about what gay men do. How yall doin?

I am so tired YOU GON' THINK I INVENTED REST

HAY RT @heyalyshahey RT @breakingnews Singer Robin Thicke arrested in Manhattan for marijuana possession - @nydailynews http://t.co/yflBC2EH

RT @morgisme: What's spinnin, Propella. What's bitchy, Cruella. What's grandma, Abuela. What you reading, Novella?

@creolepimp I roffled from the windows to the walls. Til the lulz dripped down my...PAUSE.Awwwww sniggle sniggle aaawww sniggle got got damn

'When I first heard that new lil wayne song, it was then I knew that he got TOOK in jail' - @_mrsmiyagi

RT @spacetruckin92: RT @missbrandii: I love your new makeup @thiggavel http://twitpic.com/4d8jq1

RT @vanitysnob: RT @vinabean: IT'S MY TWITTER. I CAN @, DAP, FAP, FLAP, SKIP SKAP OR CHILL IN THE TRAP IF I DAMN WELL PLEASE.

My 10 year old cousin asked me where brown eggs came from...I told him african chickens...he believed it.

I be thinking about my thoughts while I'm thinking them - @erasethedamnsky

RT @logicdriven: RT "I heard you good with them soft lips...but #WhyUNotMarriedTho?" http://plixi.com/p/79216812

@ineyealee it's when something is so overwhelming that you put your back against the wall and slide down like a dramatic cunt

Aye girl @kanyewest

@mauimescudi I JUST REALIZED WALE LOOKS LIKE OSCAR THE GROUCH!!!!

@leci_83 I ewish I could help buyt I'm looking for jesus in my bathroo$m

CANT GIVE YALL SHIT! http://twitpic.com/2k2dxa