@jennaezarik I only crash into the people with the stick figure families on the back

http://me.lt/9f11n Me with my @mydamnchannel swag

Horrific Tragedy. Who shoots a child? RT @harto: Children Murdered at Connecticut Elementary School  http://nyti.ms/XmmerK 

New chapters make themselves available to you every day. Never fear em, but embrace them. You never know what you'll find

@fartwho I had un-puerto rican'd myself when I started listening to anything but merengue and I regained it when I added adobo to my cereal

@fartwho You should start one of your vlogs looking at a pair of scissors as if it caught an attitude with you and call it snippy #puntastic

I feel like @impactassault and @fartwho should do a combo ted talk style video about different inspirational topics

I'm going straight to your thighs like the cake you ate

Peep my latest video http://me.lt/13T9K

@mydamnchannel Hey today is my birthday! Think I can get a complementary t-shirt to match my sticker and pen set ;)

@mydamnchannel http://t.co/z0rZcdh Here is that pic I promised :)

http://t.co/MommfOD New video about some more reasons why I hate the world. RT and subscribe. Big thanks to @mydamnchannel for the swag!!

@danieltosh A constant fresh supply of indonesian breast milk