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I'm packing my bags, cause my mom is coming to see me & she always puts me on a guilt trip.
Is it because I'm vegan that not one of my friends told me about the Meatier Shower?!
I would kill for a Nobel Peace prize!!
I let the kids settle their arguments w/ Wii boxing. Cause the staging4the ring I'm building in the back yard won't be finished until fall.
I hate being bipolar. It's amazing;)
Substitute teaching today entire school knows about balloon boy yet not one person can name the speaker of the house. Good job America!
You know what the best part about spending a rainy day with two kids is? Seriously, I don't know, that's why I'm asking....anyone...anyone?
Jumpin on the couch playing with my kids as Tom Cruisual!!
I have a blackbelt in tickling....consider yourself warned!
I just bought my X-boyfriend a ticket to Sea World:)
I hope all these Favre jokes will retire soon;)
I got in a tiff w/ the cashier atWalmart about where to get the cheapest trashbags 2day Well, I guess I can cross that off my bucket list.
After a few glasses of wine I just realized my son's shoes make real cool earmuffs!
Today is National Punctuation Day, leave your mark !!!!!!!!;():/-" whatever it may be:)
I will be soooo mad when I die if I find out vitamins didn't really work and I could have spent MORE money on margaritas!
Pardon me but do you have any generic yellow mustard.
Attempting to give a crap: ███████████████████] 99% Complete... ERROR!: Unable to give a crap!!
Happiness is Not a feeling... It is a choice - LML = Love My Life ;)
"Promise less....or...Do more:)" I chose the first part!:D
Tell me how one would drink a "SPOT" of tea and I'll do it you won't even have to double dare me!!