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A lot of us men agree with this sentiment as well. // RT: @jenkirkman "Susan G. COME ON. (Am I right, ladies??)"
Went to ChristianMingle for the soul-saving Jesu groupies, stayed for @fatlise's wanton disregard for morals. #BowlingPartners #TrulyBlessed
@pushinghoops calls people out for stealing tweets, but who will call her out for taking my heart in exchange for a burlap sack of chuckles?
I dedicate my 200th tweet to @robdelaney who's taught me that narcissistic parody can greatly mitigate existential turmoil. #ThanksBro
@raniakhalek "I like it when you tweet about baby animals. Do that more." -White men of twitter who get uncomfortable by opinionated woc.
"Probably when Harrison Ford gets rid of that earring." -Me, on when I'll stop dicking around and get my life in order. cc @power_lloyd
Just googled Jessica Chastain, hope Lloyd speaks seven languages and looks good in linen suits.
@fatlise Whenever the train door lines up w/ the excess-belly-fat-as-sign-of-AIDS PSA, I think It's time to put my core thru the ringer.
Best Twitter decision I ever made was to follow @pushinghoops. Good, honest minds are hard to find these days.
This one time, a horrible human was being an abusive asshole & @jenkirkman was like "Fuck off!" and I thought, "Wow, Jen rocks." #TruStory
@power_lloyd Language, sir! That is no way to talk about the mentally handicapped.
I was going to say something profound about reflexivity and the fluidity of agency in an age of detached narcissism, but then I farted.
Healing with feline homeopathic remedies one bundle of catnip at a time.
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