NO COUNTRY FOR OLD [ANGRY WHITE] MEN

I feel like every restaurant/bar in NYC is in direct competition over who can dim their lights the fucking lowest.

this .gif tho  http://i1.dealtwith.it/i/n/4e4f24dd59eeee057dcd2a53eb8d170a/1vj1DPV[1].gif …

Why is Drake's Instagram so bad? Is he trolling us? Who wears white Timberlands?

I sort of miss the old Alicia Keys circa her Dominican bull dyke days.

Governor Chris Christie just endorsed Obama's leadership during Sandy. You know Mitt Romney is grinding his teeth at this very moment.

My roomie invited some cool rando chick from OKC over. It's interesting. There's like a whole sea of young people just trying to hang out.

So many women objectify gay dudes & they don't get called out for it enough. I loathe any woman who refers to herself as a "fag hag."

Also, one of you independent women left half a month of birth control on my bookshelf. Lol.

Would be kind of fun to tweet like Kanye for a day and just post pics of girls in Balmain jackets and shit. Like yo, you can't afford this.

"My private life is not a crime, my lifestyle may or may not please, it is personal, reserved and irreproachable." - Silvio Berlusconi #BOSS

I'M NOT ON ONE.

If you like cheese, and have a job, why the fuck would you ever buy Kraft singles?

No, Youtube. I do not want to use my full name.

#Pray for #TripleDouble

Today my brother became the 1st person to check in on Foursquare in our village. I wonder who will be the 1st to send a dickpic via SnapChat

I caught my grammar mistake 10 minutes after the fact. Father forgive me.

Driving through the Southeastern country side of Nigeria and listening to the M83 albums feeling very #blessed & #based

RT @niggalesscage @justbrad smoking weed = sure fire sign of a terrorist

I'm pretty good at traveling, but on this trip I really got by with a lot of help from my friends. Thanks everyone. Goodbye Austin.