Facebook asks what I’m thinking. Twitter asks what I’m doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The internet has turned into a crazy girlfriend.

"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised
they're going to be when you kill them."

"All the single ladies, put ya hand up! LOL!!! J/K you're single for a reason so put your hand back down.”

"Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by idiots."

I'm gonna go see a cat about some drugs tonight, and go swimming. Sadly, no pictures.

"We were not driven from Eden. Instead, we destroyed most of it."

Computers/Internet you suck. You tease me w/knowledge of awesome ppl, far away. Then you disconnect me when I'm communicating w/them. #FAIL

"Facebook asks what I’m thinking. Twitter asks what I’m doing. Foursquare asks me where I am. The internet has turned into a girlfriend."

I guess it's time for a #PictureTime for @lorlorlori We need more culture up in this damn place. #ts1827MST pic.twitter.com/I2waZD9c

Everyone has a right to be happy. But, you don't have a right to be ignorant. If you're basing your happiness on ignancy*, imma tell you.

All the unfollowing done by twitter (w/o people's perms) makes me want to get an automated system, to make sure I keep following whom I want

"Art is not a mirror to reflect reality,
but a hammer with which to shape it."

#LifeLesson: Communicate: If you wanna talk, then talk to someone, don't talk about talking. Communication is key. #ts1832MST

Somehow twitter, I don't believe you when you say that page doesn't exist, since you also say that my list no longer exists... #twitterfail

#Bottles are like #books, they can be cracked anytime. Like #liquor, you can't lay your hands on a good book *any* time, so #planahead. #RIF

@jackierosemusic @coyotesings As you command. #Haiku #Truth #ts616MST pic.twitter.com/LMIrnq1QoQ

@themidnightace I think I totally need to follow @blarebare, since *eir FF for @marleegirlee is so super-duper-awesome. #Max #ts1153MST

Money, money, money. It's all about the money. The hell with anything else you can contribute, or what type of fuck-up you are. #ts1120MST

People who can't use their words have nothing to offer posterity, other than making some duckfaces for some selfies. Losers. #ts2142MST

Time to get back to #fire. Here's an #ArsonBush #PictureTime, More L8r #ts1558MST cc: @thedairylanddon @tweetcomedian pic.twitter.com/1JFMg4mD