Don't you people have jobs?

To those who follow me. . Thank u! I don't tweet much, but its nice to be heard when I do.

"@clarke692: For Sale: 8" cock. Like new. Very dependable. Runs like a dream. Always garaged. Low miles. . . . . . . . " How much? I need

The guys who can't drive are the best lays.

Hey! I found favstar, and what you been talking about with leaderboard and shit. What do you know? You like me! You really like me!

I do not believe in burning bridges. I think it's very important to nuke the motherfuckers.

@jjustinbiebur The pants you wore at music awards were ignorant. Stop grabbing ur crotch at ur knees. It ain't that big and we know it.

Damn, I raised good kids. My oldest just put an awesome bud in my hand!

My first grandbaby was born yesterday. 12-12-12. That'll be easy to remember!

@pirate_bitch I'll get my shovel. . . .

Me pic.twitter.com/R9qjZGRs

@jesslsherm Thank you for the follow. I haven't been tweeting much, but I guess I should get back in the game. Welcome new friend!

I'm goin' to see Aerosmith, I'm goin' to see Aerosmith, I'm goin' to see Aerosmith. I'm goin' to see Aerosmith!!!!!!!!!!

I am SO glad you people are out there! It' nice to know I'm not the only sex freak.

@maui_speaks. Funny

@jackcojisan. Folll0wed

@getoffendedbone. A nipple or a tit? I've seen udder shaped tits, but not nipples.

@becca71rn @versability. Karma's gonna get you.

@fraufickendammt. Yes u do.

@shanethevein. That is one thing. Its called making love.