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Your white sunglasses told me everything I needed to know about you.
"I'm part of the raw food movement. I haven't eaten anything cooked in 7 years." Sir, go be weird as hell on the other side of the street.
Charleston, SC. The only city you can finish a 10K and immediately booze your face off.
A pitcher is something that holds mimosas. A picture is a photograph. If you think the pronunciation is the same, you’re a fucking idiot.
Having a cocktail with a lady fashionably wearing a Life Alert necklace. Pardon. My. Swag.
“I’ll have a Jack and Pepsi.” - said absolutely no one, ever.
Your e-cig told me absolutely everything I ever needed to know about you.
Best city in the world for a reason. So many people have contributed. Charleston, South Carolina. I love you.
Facebook singlehandedly made high school reunions obsolete. You no longer have to wonder how much better you’re doing.
"Specialty cocktail" is a fancy term for "we didn't want to pay for a full bar"
Y'all wanna blow your mind with literary pleasure? Prime that shit. I'm a published author / douche. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1499338430/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1400265037&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40 …
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A squirrel just mistakenly bashed it’s head into my window, fell down, and shook it off. I’ve found my spirit animal.
*takes bow* (._. ) RT @john_s_rector: Best Drunk Twitter Feed http://www.charlestoncitypaper.com/charleston/best-drunk-twitter-feed/BestOf?oid=4581283 … congrats @justhaveaseat
They must give Goose Creek Internet first so no one gets too bored and constructs themselves a methamphetamine laboratory.