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Having a cocktail with a lady fashionably wearing a Life Alert necklace. Pardon. My. Swag.
“I’ll have a Jack and Pepsi.” - said absolutely no one, ever.
Best city in the world for a reason. So many people have contributed. Charleston, South Carolina. I love you.
Facebook singlehandedly made high school reunions obsolete. You no longer have to wonder how much better you’re doing.
*takes bow* (._. ) RT @john_s_rector: Best Drunk Twitter Feed http://www.charlestoncitypaper.com/charleston/best-drunk-twitter-feed/BestOf?oid=4581283 … congrats @justhaveaseat
Apparently indoor kite flying is a thing. I can’t even comprehend anything more white than that.
“It’s basically just a large collection of mediocre shit.” - Netflix Instant
Gather ‘round children. Let me tell you the tale of all the fucks I give. It’s a short story.
Deaf people will never know the shame that comes with owning (and using) a Bluetooth headset.
Diane Sawyer is around 78% Pinot reporting right now.
Oh look. Some unemployed kayakers. #chswx
How to watch the #OpeningCeremony: Mute the TV, pour yourself a little liquor, turn on anything by Three 6 Mafia, be nude.
"Girl look at that body. Girl look at that body. We need you to identify it." - the coroner
Take the fucking tail off the shrimp.
My timeline disappoints me. You don’t have to care about the businesses involved. You should care that a lot of people just lost their jobs.