Don't be evi...fuck it.

iPad commercials show how it can fit in your life.

Xoom commercial mentions dual core CPU and gyroscopes, also has spaceships.

Hey @justinbieber!

I bet you'd like to be @justin on Twitter, wouldn't you?

It can be yours. Straight cash homie.

ps. nice hair cut.

Wrote up my experience with WP7 from the perspective of an iOS developer: hardware, OS, apps, development and more. http://bit.ly/gtzks8

Twitter's fall from grace as the best API platform to the most developer hostile is an exciting trainwreck to watch.

Remember Google TV?

Cultured Code Cloud Sync, Tweetie 2, and Textmate 2 are the Mac platform's Duke Nukem Forever.

"What do you do?"

"I make and sell iPhone and iPad apps."

"Paid? Oh, I don't pay for apps."

"That's ok. I don't pay for dental work."

UIDickBar — Add a #dickbar to your iOS app with ease. MIT licensed. http://t.co/71Z75w2

Stare at screen for an hour thinking about a problem.

Fall asleep.

Wake up.

Write the code in 5 minutes.

Programming!

I wasn't that hungry so I ate a minimalist for dinner.

Maybe Facebook already bought all the WWDC tickets too.

My Downloads folder is going to be featured on next weeks episode of Hoarders.

How do you take back your platform? Purchase the best products using your platform and make life miserable for the rest until they leave.

This is troubling considering I build an app that depends on Dropbox... http://t.co/QkQAKq8B (via @mike3k)

I wouldn't need gloves in the winter if Steve would have just allowed Flash on the iPhone.

I liked the Xoom commercial better when Apple did it in 1985. http://t.co/ECWRHqw

OS X Public Beta: 10 years ago today. Check out these sexy then, but now awful screenshots. http://bit.ly/9dVYWz (h/t @ejacqui)

Who knew trying to buy a new Mac mini at 3AM on a Friday would be so difficult?

Saying "it's better than what we have" is the worst way to design software ever.