Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
iPad commercials show how it can fit in your life.
Xoom commercial mentions dual core CPU and gyroscopes, also has spaceships.
Don't be evi...fuck it.
800 billion iMessages sent.
650 billion iMessages received.
Remember Google TV?
2011: iPhone fans make fun of giant sized phones.
2012: iPhone fans justify the iPhone 5 size increase.
2013: WE CAN GO BIGGER DAMMIT!
Twitter's fall from grace as the best API platform to the most developer hostile is an exciting trainwreck to watch.
Cultured Code Cloud Sync, Tweetie 2, and Textmate 2 are the Mac platform's Duke Nukem Forever.
Everyone was a webmaster in 1998. Everyone is a UI/UX expert in 2012.
"What do you do?"
"I make and sell iPhone and iPad apps."
"Paid? Oh, I don't pay for apps."
"That's ok. I don't pay for dental work."
I made a list of everything Apple needs to introduce at WWDC in order to appease the Internet. I stopped at 50. http://carpeaqua.com/2013/05/16/everything-apple-needs-to-introduce-at-wwdc-to-appease-the-internet/ …
I should get a GameCenter achievement for successfully tapping “What’s new” on an App Store update.
Stare at screen for an hour thinking about a problem.
Write the code in 5 minutes.
Maybe Facebook already bought all the WWDC tickets too.
I wasn't that hungry so I ate a minimalist for dinner.
The biggest Glassholes in world have all locked themselves into a single building in downtown San Francisco.
Our opportunity is now.