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Chris Brown & Frank Ocean apparently got into a fight tonight. If Chris Brown got knocked out I hope no one wakes him up up up up.
Also, my He-men raided my sister's room a lot. Did you know that 80s He-men sit perfectly on 80s MLP? Many ponies were killed in battle.
Daughter, Age 4, loves to race and beat me to day care door.
Would prefer she didn't scream "DON'T BEAT ME, DADDY!" while running, though
Giving away Goblins loot to random Twitter followers! Any winners who have RT'd this will get an original sketch mailed to them as well!
ME: Have you checked yo'self? SON: Um..yes? ME: Before or after you wrecked yo'self? SON: After? ME: CHECK YO'SELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YO'SELF!
BREAKING: Following NRA's path, alcohol industry now blaming drunk driving on "too much Mario Kart"