HARD. FOUL. NOT. FLAGRANT. FOUL.

YOU'RE IN SAN ANTONIO! TALK ABOUT SAN ANTONIO!

So @justliziam started watching The O.C. and now she's hooked and can't stop watching. Someone help my best friend out!

Pop said "Be on your horses" right?

This score tho > #GoSpursGo

I'm just sitting here wondering what I just watched. I just don't know. What is this? #GreysFinale

BREAKING UPDATE: As many as 100 injured due to tornadoes in Fort Worth, TX, area, per Matt Zavadsky of MedStar Mobile Healthcare - @jecon

I put on my jersey which means we will win tonight. You're welcome. #GoSpursGo

How are we leading after that quarter?

CAN WE GET SOME CALLS!? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?

The one thing my mom wants for Mother's Day is for me to "stop being like this."

Dear Abercrombie CEO: You know what's "cool"? Not being an XXL-size, judgmental, exclusionary piece of shit. Love, Everyone

life is hard when your favorite shondaland character is addison montgomery

I could have never elevated the hilariousness of that joke without you, @justliziam! Thank you! I am laughing so much! XD That made my day!

@justliziam You have accomplished your goal & officially made my day as a bonus! Liz, you are so awesome! I am proud to be your friend! :'D

@justliziam YOU HAVE SET ME FREE!! *Transforms from black man into black dragon and flies off into the sunset only to leave a legacy behind*

This tweet has changed my life forever. "@justliziam: BreakingBrandon you are a cool black guy"

@justliziam *wipes tear from cheek & puts in on my chicken for extra salt* THANK YOU, LIZ! THE STRUGGLE IS OVER AND NOW I AM BLACK AT LAST!

Thank you, Liz. I HAVE WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE TO GET TO THIS POINT! <3 "@justliziam: BreakingBrandon you are a cool black guy"

do u ever just wanna kill urself with a lightsaber