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Being unemployed really is very pleasant. Except for the lack of money.
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My docking station is down. What I mean is, my girlfriend is sick.
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I am on what the people at Sprint call "The Optimists Plan" : Lots of minutes, very few friends.
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I can no longer afford to see a doctor, but I can afford to see a guy who plays one on TV.
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My new dog looks just like my old dog. I named him Deja Vu
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Lipton, Tetley and Bigelow meet to discuss how to stop people from giggling whenever the word "teabag" is used.
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I'm thinking about going to Walmart and starting some trouble. Who's with me?
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I'm bringin' sexy back...to Wal-Mart because they sold me a defective one.
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Ever notice how people don't want their pen back after you've scratched the inside of your ear with it? Weird!
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If I sit here and concentrate really hard, I can convince myself that I'm telecommuting, even though I don't have a job.
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I think a spray tan makes my dog look so much healthier.
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More jobs eliminated every day. It could be you. Be prepared! Always have a bag full of office supplies ready to steal, just in case.
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Special tweet to kids: The prize in the cereal box always sucks.
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I Have Never Used a ninja. Not that I wouldn't. It's just that ninjas charge so damn much and who can afford it this economy?
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Isn't it time the Pillsbury Doughboy got some genitals?
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Morning farts: It's what's for dinner! Last night.
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Baseball is a game of inches. So is crossing busy intersections. #sadepitaph
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I don't really want to be in Mensa. I just joined for their heath benefits.
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'Eat My Black Meat 8' on Adult TV. Personally, I think the series went downhill after 'Eat My Black Meat 3'.
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If Richard Heene floated another silver Jiffy-Pop balloon across the sky and said this time his kid REALLY is in it, I'd watch again.
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