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Bonding with another menopausal women at the deli counter...meeting again in the frozen food aisle inside the freezer door...priceless.
Falling asleep with my eyes open...so damn bored at work. Rather be home baking!!!
Husband says "what are we gonna do about these dry cutlets?"
I don't know but say hello to Jared when you go to fucking Subway for dinner.
My son graduates from high school today...he's been waiting for this day since pre-school!!! Congrats to my gorgeous Gino xoxo
"With your blow dryer, shoot a blast of cold hair into your hair"
Fuck you Conair...that blast is for underneath my sweaty boobs and crotch!
Put a scale in my 19-year-olds bathroom and now he feels the need to tell me every time he loses a fucking pound while eating brownies.
Sorry for the lowlife random direct messages...got hacked...fixed it...some ass wipe has free fucking time on his hands!
@ashmeistar
The unthinkable happened last night...ran out of wine!!! Switched to champagne...ugh not the same dammit!
I now have something my boss doesn't have and cannot buy...a daughter with a college degree! Congrats again to my daughter Gia!
@williamsofjax
Oh wow!!!! Great news for you and the family!! Thanks for sharing!!!!
@1midnightreader
Hey my friend...hope all is well and your mom is feeling like herself again. Thinking of you xo
@mellimelle
What a horrible loss. Give the douchebag time to brag about it and then he'll be found...dammit.
@lalastrailer
We're out here for you! Plenty of single parents probably dealing with the same. Tap into their wisdom and stay strong!!!
@lalastrailer
Good Lord what a fucking nightmare. The poor kids suffer because of his arrogance and stupidity. You must die with each story
