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I'm glad Natalie Portman and Jacques Cousteau never got married, because it would be hard to think of a portmanteau for their last names.
Oh yeah? Well where's my International MEN'S Day— *is crushed by a giant 5,000-ton history book*
♫ Bilbo, Frodo, Aragorn / Gollum, Kili, Fili, Thorin / Gandalf white, Gandalf grey / What else do I have to say / WE DIDN'T START THE SHIRE
Hipsters should be scene, not herd.
♫ Billy Joel is not my lover / He's just a guy who says piano is fun
I've almost reached the level of Top 40 unawareness where I go, "Wow, this new Weird Al album is all originals!"
Now comes the difficult moment Canadian companies have to decide whether to say they support our hockey team in commercials or condemn them.
Designing the ultimate college poster: a big picture of Che Guevera which, when closely examined, is composed of thousands of Bob Marleys.
Happy Canada Day to Queen Elizabeth II, inventor of the microwave!*
**that small wave she does, I don't know what it's called
You can really tell a lot about someone from their 17,000 page manifesto.
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. In fact, don't bring anything to a gunfight. Don't go to the gunfight. It's a *gunfight*.
A brunch place called Friends With Benedicts
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