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Oh yeah? Well where's my International MEN'S Day— *is crushed by a giant 5,000-ton history book*
♫ Bilbo, Frodo, Aragorn / Gollum, Kili, Fili, Thorin / Gandalf white, Gandalf grey / What else do I have to say / WE DIDN'T START THE SHIRE
I'm glad Natalie Portman and Jacques Cousteau never got married, because it would be hard to think of a portmanteau for their last names.
Now comes the difficult moment Canadian companies have to decide whether to say they support our hockey team in commercials or condemn them.
Designing the ultimate college poster: a big picture of Che Guevera which, when closely examined, is composed of thousands of Bob Marleys.
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. In fact, don't bring anything to a gunfight. Don't go to the gunfight. It's a *gunfight*.
"Boy, is my face read." – Yunel Escobar
"... I'm sorry, I'm not following at all; you are telling me some people did not get sick?" – The inventor of the Cronut burger
You can really tell a lot about someone from their 17,000 page manifesto.
They're laughing WITH me! :) They're pointing and laughing and taking pictures and accusing me of crimes WITH me! :)
–Rob Ford at the Oscars
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