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"Leaked." "Leaked" photos. Like that time someone leaked into my house and then leaked my safe full of money out to their car.
I'm glad Natalie Portman and Jacques Cousteau never got married, because it would be hard to think of a portmanteau for their last names.
... do you think J.J. Abrams' full name is Jar Jar Abrams???
A brunch place called Friends With Benedicts
♫ Bilbo, Frodo, Aragorn / Gollum, Kili, Fili, Thorin / Gandalf white, Gandalf grey / What else do I have to say / WE DIDN'T START THE SHIRE
Oh yeah? Well where's my International MEN'S Day— *is crushed by a giant 5,000-ton history book*
Keanu Reeves turns 50 years old today. If his age goes back below 50 at any point, he will die.
CONFESSION: Sometimes I like to "Irish" up my morning coffee by throwing a couple potatoes in there.
Hipsters should be scene, not herd.
Now that Ryan Gosling has a child, he is legally required to change his own last name to Goose.
♫ Billy Joel is not my lover / He's just a guy who says piano is fun
Designing the ultimate college poster: a big picture of Che Guevera which, when closely examined, is composed of thousands of Bob Marleys.
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. In fact, don't bring anything to a gunfight. Don't go to the gunfight. It's a *gunfight*.
I've almost reached the level of Top 40 unawareness where I go, "Wow, this new Weird Al album is all originals!"
I wonder how many women's support shelters $55,000,000 could build.
Now comes the difficult moment Canadian companies have to decide whether to say they support our hockey team in commercials or condemn them.
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