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I'd call you a narcissistic cunt, but that'd be a wasted effort because, well, you're also an oblivious narcissistic cunt.
The guy in the Cheerios commercial who builds birdhouses and make bird sounds...see any women around him...thought not.
Ann Currie does one more thoughtful and fake-empathetic 'hmmmm' I'm gonna feed her to the bears
You're on dial up? AOL dial up? Uh, 1992 called, they want their technology back...
Well got out of staff meeting. Wanted to strangle the living shit out of my boss only once, so, not so bad.
Friend: my cats in the hospital. That cats has cost me thousands.
Me: Really? Wow. I've had girlfriends that cost less than that.
Cat, you gotta just fuck with everything don't you?
Thanks to Facebook I can easily identify which members of my extended family could be cast as the banjo player in the remake of Deliverance.
If I had a time machine I'd go back to 1975 to stop me from wearing that shirt....
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